imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together
i need this to be a episode of supernatural
-Holocaust of Jews, Romani, Homosexuals, Esperantists, and opposition to the Nazi Party ideology
-Soviet Union’s imprisonment of political dissenters
-Roman Empire enslaving Slavs
-Slavs enslaving Slavs
-Ottoman Turks’ oppression of Greeks during the fall of Byzantium
-Africans enslaving whites
-Arabs (who are white according to colour-based racism) oppressing non-Muslims and non-Arabs since the inception of Islam
-Morons attempting to say that white people cannot be oppressed because “racism = power + prejudice”, when in reality racism is either A.) the belief that the species H.s.sapiens is divided into several biological races or B.) the belief that one race is superior to all the others, with the former being the most widely believed
-Third-wave feminists believing the white male is morally, physically, and mentally useless when compared to “people of colour”
-This Twitter post
Yeah, we have no justification at all. Do please continue not to read history and/or politics.
-Current slavery happening right now today
-Egyptians enslaving the Jews
Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school
that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless
looks like we found ourselves a nerd
looks like we found someone capable of basic math
how is that basic math
this is basic math
As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.
This is still funny to me.
i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden
This is one of the most hurtful things friends do
WHEN I GO OUT AND I’M SOBER
AFTER A FEW DRINKS
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords